Wednesday, July 30, 2008

Which superhero would you be?

No doubt at all about this one: The incredible Hulk!
As nice and reasonable as I can be under normal circumstances, I do have a temper and while I would never harm someone unless I absolutely had to, I FEEL like the Hulk: "Hulk smash". First of all, don't get me mad... you wouldn't like me when I'm mad. Now, I can get irritated by stupid people blocking an ail in the supermarket or people driving like idiots during rush hour, but I don't get mad. No, in-just and just plain cold and evil people THAT makes me mad. If someone hurts umm, let's say a puppy - just to really get my juices flowing - then I would be ready to physically tear that person apart. I would have no fear in approaching the idiot in question, cause he (or she, though statistically it's men that cause the most physical trauma to other beings) is obviously a coward and in any case, I switch into complete psycho mode and you would have to knock me out stone cold to stop me.

Hear the brut... feel the brut... I... AM... GAYWOLF! Oops, no, that's another story. But yes, I would be The Hulk. Angry and unstoppable... And if anyone dares to say the Hulk isn't a superhero, then please, enlighten me as to what the definition of a superhero is; An alien, like our dear friend Superman... or someone, who has been bitten by a mutated spider and voila, he becomes Spiderman. How is that different, from Bruce Banner being in an accident with gamma radiation and "poof" (okay, not the most masculine choice of word) he becomes the incredible Hulk. Hulk is a Superhero. Period...
I said "period", bitches.

'Till next time... Be good!
- "Miss Green Eyes" aka GayGirl

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