Thursday, June 11, 2009

My mommy's gay?

No, not really, but this is what I thought Pink was saying in her "Stupid Girl" video, when I first saw it.

There's this little intermission part, where she's in the bathroom of some club, and she says (I thought) "My mommy's gay!" as she stuck something down her throat to make herself vomit into the sink.

Obviously, this didn't make ANY sense to me. Some people would probably want to vomit at the idea that their mother was gay, but I just can't see that being Pink's reaction... So I googled it! And of course she's saying something entirely different, that actually does make sense - both in relation to the song and the action itself: "I will be skinny!"

Now, HOW I could ever get "My mommy's gay" from "I will be skinny", I still don't know... except sometimes you just hear "gay" everywhere when you're just like SO gay (which I totally am, LOL), but I can still make myself 'hear' both versions, when I see the video, and usually that's not the case, when I discover the actual/correct words to something.

Hmm, go figure... and my point? There is none. But I WILL be skinny (or just fit like my alter ego in the previous post), and I AM gay... But my mother isn't. ;o)

Peace out from the Rambling Queen,
- GG

P.S. The picture in this post has nothing to do with the "Stupid Girl" video. She just looks great here. ;o)

Sunday, June 7, 2009

I have decided...

THIS will be my body:


I'm not really close to it now, but in umm 15-20 pounds, I should surely be able to hit my mark. So now this picture is on my desktop, by my treadmill and now on my blog. :o)

I've got my birthday coming up in August, and I've already bought an outfit (though I plan on fitting into that one by mid July). All very exciting cause it's easier for me during the summer. I get energy from the sun and I need to pull on that.

Plus, I'm REALLY looking forward to very hot and steamy sex, when Wifey gets to enjoy the body I'll be happy with myself. Now THAT is one Hell of an incentive. ;o)

- Diet GayGirl

Saturday, June 6, 2009

I love the gay penguins

I mean, how can you not love these guys? They actually tried putting female penguins in with the gay male penguins at the Bremerhaven Zoo in Germany, but they showed absolutely no interest. If that doesn't tell you that homosexuality is very natural, then I don't know what would.

Obviously people would initially argue that it was a lack of females that "turned the penguins gay", but that theory was shot down by the failed introduction of oestrogen with the female penguin (poor thing, hope her ego didn't get too bruised). So it's merely a question of these animals acting out their natural inclination... Just like me - and you, probably, since you're reading this blog. ;o) And if not, then you're still very welcome, dear hetero-one. :o)

Anyway, the latest thing in the the gay-penguin-saga is that they've now become proud parents. Another (straight) couple apparently threw the egg out of their batch, and so - in order to save the un-hatched little chick - the Zoo people tried giving it to the Gay couple (called "Z" and "Vielpunkt") and they looked after the egg for 35 days before it hatched, and since April 25th, they have been proud fathers of a little chick. Everybody now: Awwww! :o)

Previously, other gay penguin couples have had successful hatchings and parenthood. After a gay penguins couple (Roy and Silo) at Central Park Zoo had been nesting a rock, the Zookeeper gave them a fertile egg, which also resulted in a little chick to make the family complete. This just proves SO much about how natural all kinds of love and families truly are. Gotta love that!

Spreading the gay love,
- GayGirl